Well, Aunt Josephine I loved even though she’s kinda nuts, and I’d love to have a boss from hell and be a slave, as long as it’s Miranda Priestly. I think she’s the sexiest Queen Ant there is & It’s too cool to have a boho dancing queen like Donna Sheridan for a mom but I would be Freudian coz I’d be drooling over Sam. I believed that you cannot always have love by seeing Francesca Johnson torn between her feelings or family. She made me bawl my eyes when Sophie Zawistowski had to choose, wanted to have a farm in Africa at the foot of ngong hills because of Karen Blixen, wanted to have clairvoyance and telekinesis by seeing Clara. Feminism really is power because Joanna Kramer is the epitome of Girl Power, not to mention Karen Silkwood. Mary Fisher might be a she-devil but a hottie to date and Madeline Ashton would be a sexy zombie. Mrs. Dalloway/Clarissa Vaughn knows that life must go on because of the Hours, and Susan Orlean has one unembarrased passion like most of us, and we all care about something passionately (EHEM!) Susan Traherne rules! Did you see that one with the sofa? She would stop fckin talking by the way if there’s fckin nothing to talk about. Sara Woodruff is deemed wrong in her era but in modern times she is really artistic and not whorey, mind you. Karen Traynor seduced a senator, and she was good at it. Poor Linda who lost Nick in the deadly russian roulette, even though I really wanted her and Mike more together. Lindy Chamberlain says the dingo ate her baybay, and have to admire her courage despite all. Sister Aloysius also have doubts, high and mighty as she is, and Molly Gilmore falls in love again married as she is. Eleanor Bradshaw is one bad momma! But she just wanted the best for her son. Janine Roth has uncertainties and she doesn’t want to sell out (We shouldn’t sell out, really) Katherina Minola is the shrewest of shrew but she was really pretty tame. No Alice is cuter and more adorable especially to see her sing Goodbye Feet, Drink Me and Beautiful Soup. Corinne Whitman is just doing her job and Julia Child knocks me out with her cooking! Mrs. Fox was such a fantastic Missus to Mister Fox and Jane Adler got it all, a bakery of her own, great house and beautiful kids.. ALMOST!
And that is how I became a Streeper. End of MEZSPAMMING for the weekend! ♥
01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. 02. You have been in a serious relationship before. 03. You own an iPod of some sort. 04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 05. You drink too much alcohol. 06. You have been to the Olive Garden. 07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08. It is really cold in your house right now. 09. You are extremely dependent on others. 10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others. 11. You ate a lot of food today. 12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry. 13. People consider you a sappy sort of person. 14. Someone in your family is rich. 15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before. 16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves. 17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers. 18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before. 19. You have had a serious surgery. 20. Your house has a spare bedroom. 21. Your house is old. 22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three. 23. You have never held a baby before. 24. You can’t handle toddlers. 25. You have had a painting in your room. 26. You have been to Canada. 27. You have been to Mexico. 28. You love cherry flavored lollipops. 29. You celebrate Easter. 30. You observe Lent. 31. You are Catholic. 32. You do not believe in God. 33. Religion is not important to you. 34. You want to have a BIG family one day. 35.You would rather have more sons than daughters. 36. You have more aunts than uncles. 37. You hate being too cold. 38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else. 39. You wear shoes in your house. 40. Your parents are clean freaks. 41. You are more messy than clean. 42. You are currently angry at someone. 43. Patience is so not a virtue to you. 44. Your desk is extremely clean. 45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white. 46. When you hear ‘black & white’ it reminds you of Katy Perry’s ‘hot n cold’ song. 47. You have no clue what that song is. 48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic. 49. You are glad George Bush is out of office. 50. Politics are boring to you. 51. You take a vitamin daily. 52. You feel like you are sick often. 53. You hate throwing up. 54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin. 55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks. 56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was. 57. You love getting bubble baths. 58. You do not like chocolate at all. 59. You are allergic to nuts. 60. You have been stung by a bee before. 61. You have been to the emergency room before for something. 62. One of your parents is 50 or older. 63. You are the baby of your family. 64. You hate broccoli. 65. Cooked carrots are good, though. 66. You go on tumblr too much. 67. You are really comfortable right now. 68. You like witty t-shirts. 69. You are a major fan of underground bands. 70. You have been on an airplane before. 71. You are not afraid of heights. 72. You consider yourself paranoid. 73. You have had a panic attack before. 74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you. 75. You would choose the elderly over children. 76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade. 77. You have smoked weed before. 78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now. 79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning. 80. You would rather go to bed early and get up early. 81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm. 82. You are a big breakfast eater. 83. You are currently suffering from the common cold. 84. You are craving something salty. 85. You have been in a car today. 86. There is something plugged in near you. 87. You have heard of the TV show ‘Private Practice.’ 88. You do not like medical television shows. 89. You prefer horror to comedies. 90. You adore Leo & Kate. 91. You think high-waisted pants look good 92. You hate cheesy movies. 93. You enjoy camping out. 94. Bugs don’t bother you. 95. You do well in school without trying. 96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently. 97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 08-09. 98. You like energy drinks. 99. You like italics. 100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.